A Wee Tad
it's a Wee Tad Fiddly of a morning. (That means WTF in phone text speak.) The youngsters under 60 will think this is the perfect time to go for a paddle. My advice: go to a small lake where you can swim to shore and find your boat after youthful butt cheeks get air-lifted out of their seat.
I'm staying home to invent a new video game about surfski paddling. In which the top secret game-hack is to have a very low paddle stroke. And if your boat taps into another boat that you are drafting, all of a sudden you get eaten by a giant shark. Even if you're in a lake. Or in the parking lot putting your boat on your car. (Don't be bumping into nobody's boat.)
reply with any requests for 'game features'.